The Moderators-In A New Light(Or Is It Darkness?)

Every community is like a social hierachy with different structures,and certain people are  responsbile for those structural set ups.These mythical power gods monitoring over the community are worshipped/loved/hated/mocked by all and sundry.They are known by many names and many fables..and to the common newbies they are known as mods ^_^

Ok,enough of tech -talK! This post attempts to make sense of the euphoria or the insanity that surrounds this particular position..that of the moderators :P

The Roadies Community on Orkut has 7 moderators whose orkut profiles go by the name:-

\Nitin/, ÅMÏŦ -, Hardwork, Mystique, Aeshmã Daevã, Sigmund Freud-, Sehran

Lets try and shed some light on these heavenly warriors(or is it hell's own demons?) called the moderators :-

1.Sehran:The face of a potential hubby for the girls.Every single day a thread called I love Sehran is created(and subsequntly deleted).Apparently his total pending fraandship requests match that of Webbie's recent visitor's list everyday.

A typical Delhite,his hobbies include singing,playing the guitar(guttur guttur), lusting over goats and making lewd videos with co mod Nitin.When not in a semi dazed state,Sehran can be found moderating the community,working day and night with the MTV crew to give us RBG and other such bonanzas and drooling over beautiful members.We wish him all the best for his lust..err..just views about the community. ^_^

2.Nitin:Here comes a combo of a visionary(eccentric?) genius, the master of pwnage and by far the face of sarcastic intelligensia in the community.He is someone who half the community adores and the other half  hates.When he is working with Sehran in the MTV  office(his internship ended,but he will be back..terminator style :P) ,Nitin likes to have his share of maggi(and lick the plates) and get high on badam milk coffee.His hobbies include pwnage, sarcasm and the occasional nice helpful nature(when he takes nice pills).His fame comes from his colurful vocabulary towards noobs, occasional rom coms on the community with co mod Mystique and his close association with all that bizzarly sensible.He is also a fan of cyanide and happiness, and metal rock.This goes out to Nitin, the future face of sensible insanity \m/

3.Amit:This is apna modman of the community.He is the one whom webbie has exlusively dedicated a bhajan :P.His looks can give M.S. Dhoni a complex(he still cant get any hot chics :P)His hobbies include flirting, being vella,and more flirting.When he is not doing work as a senior HR manager for CCD, he can be found on gtalk and yahoo fraandshipping members.He has a nack of late night chats and early morning deletions, overall a hot favourite among the members.We wish Amit can finally stick to hitting on one girl in the community, by say 2050 -_-

4.Sigmund Freud:The community now has an exclusive reincarnated aavatar(or bhatakti aatma :P)of the famous psychologist.Apparently due to certain whimsical choices(read Freudean slips :D)the dainty spirit has had a change of heart(and gender too O_o) and is now a petite female studying psychology at LSR college in Delhi.She is defined by her characterisitc wit in the list of deleted threads, and by her apparently strong intimate feelings for co mod Aeshma.She is also defined by her strong views in and around community issues and a brilliant sense of humour.We wish our own dear Siggy a safe journey to the world beyond or good marks in her exams, whatever comes first .^_^

5.Mystique:She is perhaps the most mysterious among all, both by her nature and  by her seldom yet effective presence around the community.Those lucky few who have claimed seeing her are still suffering from an eternal attraction towards her beauty.Yes, as far as legends go Mystique is supposed to be the emblem of feminine beauty and anyone crossing her path is doomed with a tragic fate.Her red DP gives both an alluring sing of attraction and the warning signs of danger.She is obsessed in love with co mod Nitin and has a nack of turning up at the right moment to delete threads when people are just getting sweet.Here is wishing Mystique a comfortably veiled life shrouded in mystry and Nitin's insasnity :D

6.Hardwork:Hardy,the youngest and the beloved of all.She is perhaps in the true sense of the term a member's mod.She is always there to sort out the queries whenever members have them(either she is omnipotent or totally jobless :D)She has a innocence in her which defines her natural charm(why on earth am I being so sweet?)but she is equally sensible in her decisions.Her hobbies include music,voice chats and helping out her friends with their problems. Although none have a clue to her real persona, all agree that she does justice to her name.She is also seen deleting threads at random, not to mention adding her own spice of humour to the content.We wish Hardy does not turn nerdy(eh,bad joke!)and keeps on  adding value to the community..and perhaps a new set of pics to her album. \m/

What comes last, is what the crowd has been waiting for :-

7.Aeshma Daeva:The fallen angel/the demonic/princess/the dark queen and a hell not more.If anyone has ever crossed the sacred sanctum of the community has come face to face with her presence at least once,and have never been the same since then.If awards were handed out on ppoularity and controversies, she would have walked out with a clean sweep(and a few cat calls and wolf whistles :D).She epitomises multitasking because she can be sweet with one member, pwn another and ban yet another at the very same moment.Since the dawn of time, brave explorers have tried to decipeher her true identity yet all expeditions have only led to a few photoshopped DPs which give an idea of her human existence.The list of deleted threads is what she calls as home which has been her domain.Her comments there itself would make for a paperback best seller as it is filled with drama, action, humour and even a hint of flirtacious romance(i can see the guys jealous already ^_^)She is someone many love to hate and others choose to worship.Her hobbies include deleting lame threads and banning the TC(she has particualr fondness for one :D), romancing Roop and siggy(yes she is a self professed lesbo O_o)

and taking the entire reigns of the community in her hands.When she is not busy deleting threads or banning members, Aeshma(read crybaby :P)can be found making GD topics on nose picking in public and openly proclaiming the community as her own kingdom.

                      People you have been warned.She has powers beyond mortal control.We wish Aeshma stays the dark fallen angel forever and an inspiration for all of us, not to mention a quick refernce on pwnage for dummies.(*Drumroll as the legend wraps up*)Amen.

     \m/(^_^) \m/

This is my take on the supremely powerful,insanely popular warriors of the kingdom known to common members as the moderators.Feel free to agree,disagree, like ,dislike or criticise the post by your comments.And yes remember,the mods are watchingO_#

It's my community, It's my MTV!