The Bong Sizzler: Kolkata Auditions Reviewed.

Ahmedabad saw some of the most insane characters and untamed passion ever seen in the history of Roadies auditions.

And Kolkata just made Ahemdabad look like a poetry reading seminar tonight. :P

The atmosphere was charged like dynamite from the very onset but what followed was a mix of untold catastrophic display of passion that no one could even have imagined. Roadies: Hell Down Under came in search Roadies who could make the cut, and what they got were thousands of untamed warriors prepared to launch themselves in the selection battle. The word "life" found a new definition at the audition venue as people screamed, pushed and brought the house down to catch a glimpse of Raghu, so much so, that the man himself had to push back to witness the wild flare unfolding before his eyes.

And all this happened even before the gates were thrown open. :D

The GDs were their usual riots, as Nature Baba, Debbie and even Ashish Patil( moments were being a boss sucks :D) were left banging their heads on the table in the search of potential shortlisted candidates. While people snarled over each other, Raghu literally turned the tables as he put Kiri and a fellow contestant on the hot seat asking them to moderate the GDs. Vicious to the core, the GD rounds blasted their way onto the wee hours of the night, forcing the crew to scrap the list and personally call in the shortlisted victims to the venue the next day.

And the judges did not even have a clue to the torture in store for them. ^_^

The camera panned in on nervous faces the next day, as all looked normal(yeah!great way to start horror flicks) and the first entry of the day was a bubbly young girl called Varisha who smiled and jumped her way into the seat.

And then it all started to happen.

She seemed to be living two lives each moment as every answer on her form and that which she gave at the moment seemed poles apart.She thought roadies was about guts but wanted to do it for fame. She related her boyfriend to her ex, but happily proclaimed every single guy firend of her to be a boyfriend. Either someone let her out of the nut house, or she received divine inspiration from Vidya Balan in Bhool Bhulaiya :P

Or perhaps she was reharsing for comical journalism. :D

She did need to go back to the books because while she talked about gays being mentally retarded , she did not know basic biology to relate it to the gene factor.

Compared to her, Sonel from last year just started looking like Stephen Hawking.

My Take: 2/5( A motormouth who could make that initial spark, but has every chance of running out of fuel all too soon).


As the twins recovered from the blast of Varisha's thoughts, walked in Kiri, the guy who had appeared at all five venues to audition last year and yet had not made it past the GD sessions. Yet this year, he had cracked it in the very first attempt. He seemed to be going strong until he slipped and talked about underperforming to survive. Raghu took him to the cleaners as he stumbled out of a very tight spot. Since then he was in his own world as he talked about being in rallys, body building competions and also demanded a state.
And if that was not enough, he took off his T-Shirt , balanced two suitcases with his hair , openly proclaimed himself as a dumbo and defined article 244 of the Indian Constitution.

The obvious result-Selected!

My Rating: 3.5/5 (Honest and real to the core, he is one bundle of entertainment who could just prove to be a dark horse-Anthony anyone?)

And his name reminded me of the famous dialogue in the Japanase horror film Odishion.

Kiri, Kiri, Kiriiiiii(and the guy has his eyes plucked out ) :p

But surely, the flavour of the night was none other than our own Bong bombshell Paulami De who made the twins speechless.Dressed up like a multicoloured parrot with a bad hair day who was despo to mate, her very appearance shouted out a "character" from every corner. She was 28(and still with a maturity below zero-_-)she floored the twins as she talked about having and loving three steady boyriends , her sense of fashion(inspired by Tushar Kapoor perhaps >_<) and how she wanted her man (not Harman you perverts -_-) to be

.And then she topped things off with her talks on a failed suicide attmept(O_O) and her dance which seemed like a ritual from a low budget cannibal holocaust movie.And she also believed she was under the effect of black magic by her friend(O______O) Loud, bizzare, weird, shocking and insane from every angle she would fit anywhere except Roadies.

But in another bizzare and controversial decision, she was selected.

My Rating: 4/5(Roadies?O_O Hahahahahah......huhuhuhuhu....hehehehehehe...hohoho...*chokes*...
*gags*...*splutters*...*dies*)

Three roadies were selected from Kolkata as the city served up some up of the most bizzare and entertaining oddballs to spice up the show.And there was also Tushar who cried coz his gf talked to guys on net(Whaaaaat??O_O) and Pragya who danced like a spastic crane and kick boxed Raghu :P. They were good, but the selected threee were enough to set fire to any show.

The city served up its warriors from the flaming pits as 7 chosen prey made the cut till now.And we are only two cities down!

Watch madness redefine itself as Roadies auditions set out torture victims at Bengaluru- next Saturday, 7 pm.

It's my MTV.